Hollinger wouldn't lie, Portland a lock for the playoffs

I'm sure I'm late to this, but I just noticed that Portland has a 100% chance of making the playoffs according to Hollinger's magical statistics:

Although you can't deny that the West has lost some luster from last season it is still impressive that one of the teams in this screen grab won't be invited to the postseason fiesta. If that team happens to be Portland we can all blame Hollinger for the jinx.