Nate Robinson can't dunk as well as a kid from Columbia River High School

Saturday night Nate Robinson won the dunk contest. He deserved it, what with the whole jumping over Superman and all. But his second dunk was lame. In case you need a refresher, take a gander:



Calm down Spike. First of all, it really wasn't that cool. It kind of seems like, you know, cheating. Worse, I saw a kid from Columbia River High School do this at the Les Schwab Invitational basketball tournament. And he did it better. Connor Oberst, this is for you:



If Connor did that wearing a Knicks jersey Spike Lee may have spontaneously combusted.