The NBA is trying to ruin my summer. (Brought to you by Sprite!)

Maybe not purposely.

The basketball being played in the conference finals has been very satisfying to watch. The stoppages in play have been the problem. I have learned to sprint out of the room during commercial breaks. This conditioned response is a result of the "Where Amazing Happens" commercial that shows the exclamation point of the Blazers epic 2000 playoff collapse. In slow motion. For the masochists:



Every time I see it I hope Scottie won't bite on that crossover.

This is not necessary. There is an alternative that is more entertaining and is not the least bit heart breaking to anybody:



Also, drink Sprite. Attend the NBA sponsored dunk contest thing on Saturday. Sprite!