Satellite Post: Holiday eatingness recap

Posting will be a bit slow this week as I'm outside of the cozy confines of Rip City doing things that would bore you. Being that I'm in a region that is so low on basketball love, I am proud to report that a random local person gushed about the greatness of Brandon Roy upon learning of my residence. They pronounced his name all Frenchy, "Brandon Wah," but its still an undeniable indicator of the Blazers growing national profile.

Now that the holiday season is over and you are all back to your wonderful jobs, I thought I'd catch you up on what you missed while you were getting drunk and uncomfortable around family members:

-For the love of God, DO NOT VOTE RUDY

-Joel Freeland got injured, a genius career move as he immediately earned his first start

- Earl Boykins got kicked of the team, except not really. Do you know how hard it is to put champagne back into the bottle?

- I'm still so proud to own this shirt