Gary Payton's Twitter: THE BEST THING IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET

Do you remember where you were the first time you read Gary Payton's Twitter? I do. And while this guy is swearing that the whole thing is a farce, I could absolutely not care less about it's authenticity. Actually, if it is not the real Glove behind this twitter, the whole thing somehow seems even more impressive.

Whatever the brilliant forces behind the account, I feel the need to share some of my recent favorites. Popular recent themes are Tyler Perry, insult comedy, and Pepsi:

Ahmad walking around in just his undershorts. He always doing that these days since he started them man aerobics. Cover it up A-RHAD!!!

JJ R don't let the haters get you down -- "Confidence Counts", it's a book and a lifestyle!! Smell the Glove.

lights 2 damn hot in here. i need 2 go on air w/ jacket no shirt like Lorenzo Lamas or a man who tame lion. I rock that look shock that rook

Pat Ewing I love you like a brother but r u on the chris tucker diet? pass the peas like they used to say . i got CWebb laughing now

Bacon is nature's alarm clock

Gary chill in OK city when Tyler Perry wins Oscar

pepsi got tha new logo. its all same 2 me. they want 2 chng it chng the can from blue. but they cant cuz red=coke & all other colors =fruits

There is so much more, go check it out immediately. I wish I could get a feed of GP's twitter running down the side of DeceptivelyQuick. Smell the glove!