Shaq may be getting out-twittered by the Glove

I really thought Twitter was something annoying that I wanted no part of. That all changed when I started reading Shaq's feed. I then realized that Twitter, while annoying and often popular with people I find annoying, can be an outlet for hilarity in the proper hands.

I am proud to announce that there is a new twitterererer in town that may even surpass Shaq in the categories of incoherentness (not a word) and randomness. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you Gary Payton:

Drive 2 OAK 2 fly ATL 4 TV. Got tapes 2 study but I bring DVDs 2. Planes never got no movies 4 a black man 2 watch. No horror no Van Peebles

Also:

GPs on twitter! Sweet tweets sez Mel Gibson lol

Still not impressed? Then know that Gary Payton also linked to a song by...Gary Payton. In said Yay Area rap we get some classic lines and insight into the life of 1994 Payton with versus like these:

I be rollin' to the bank with a smile on my face
Hammer sayin "Mr. Payton, have a nice day"
Yeah, and that's real, we all know the deal
And for those who criticize I'm not tryin to beat Shaquille

A song from 1994 that is relevant to 2009? Gary Payton: Visionary.



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