I have resisted Twitter with all my strength, but it was ultimately all for nothing. (Which I guess is fine since I forgot why I was boycotting Twitter in the first place.) I broke down because an account is required to view the account of blog favorite Akeem Scott. I'm telling myself that I won't start actually tweeting, but we all know this is a slippery slope. For the record, this is me. This is a shameless imposter.
No need to worry, know that your Portland Trailblazers are safe from sharing this horrible fate. Most of the team hasn't even heard of the zany internet thing. Channing Frye, who is by far the Blazer most likely to tweet, thinks it's "just too much." Awesome.
The best quote on the topic comes from the venerable Joel Przybilla, "Pffff. I didn't even know about it until the other day and I don't really care. I think it's kinda stupid."
And just in case you were wondering, this is what comes up on youtube when you search for Pffff: