Horrible What I Did To You: Greatest Hits

That false return stunt was horrible, horrible, horrible. But now DeceptivelyQuick really is back. As the first order of business, we need to celebrate this one year anniversary thing. Here are some posts you probably haven't seen:

• Mike Dunleavy's ability to decrease the value of a basketball.
• Ime Udoka's defense
• Comcast thinks Sergio Garcia is Sergio Rodriguez
• The Blazers Wanted Crazy People, then realized crazy people are crazy and abandoned the project
• I Stalk The Blazers on Myspace!
• I tried to post 100 entries in a day. It didn't work out.
• DeceptivelyQuick poetry jam

Thanks! Good to be back. Of course, no DeceptivelyQuick celebration is comlete without at least linking to this.