"In a different era Oden would have been dominant. For example, in the 2099 NBA they will have bionic legs that they can just strap on."
"Hey NBA, there's a new contender in the John Wall sweepstakes."
"At least all that Roy/Miller ridiculousness is probably over now. Probably."
"I'm so happy that all those Bowie people get to be proven right. I'm selfless like that."