I'd just like to take this space to go over how awesome and random the list of stolen stuff is:
- Five bass guitars (these are the only items listed in every report of the incident, which amuses me)
-Several off-road vehicles
-Custom Calloway clubs
-White quad off-road vehicle
-Tall white mountain bike
-$1,200 Gucci purse
-Dozens of designer shoes
I want to hang out with this man.
Oh, and about the Cats incident from the other day. Sorry.