Weakened Non-Pondering: Phone it in edition

I'm off to an early weekend of black-light miniature golf, mountain dew throwback, and watching movies that I'm way too old to get so excited about.

Reading that sentence really made me reflect on what my life has become. (Totally awesome!)

H.T. sent me a particularly significant addition to the Petteri Koponen Watch, which will show up around these parts on Monday. (Oh! Cliffhanger!) Until then I recommend you occupy yourself by going to see the new Star Trek Movie.