Hedo Turkoglu's wife can handle a pastrami of any size

So goes the free agent game. You hear a report that a most intriguing pastrami sandwich-like player is signing with the Blazers, post an entry, and head to a region that is full of family and fossils but not necessarily cell phone service or internet connections.

Then you hear that the excitement was likely all for nothing. The bold attempt to put Hedo in pinwheels seems to have failed. We can spend time wondering how close a deal ever really was and why it didn't work out, but that seems futile. It would be easier to join the club blaming Hedo's wife and move on, T-Dot does have better shopping. On to the next rumor(s).