Who says. Rudy Fernandez. Can't Jump? Please make this stop.

As you hopefully know, I am actively campaigning against the inclusion of Rudy Fernandez in the dunk contest. I understand that my effort is likely only a symbolic gesture, Rudy's international celebrity puts him in the driver's seat to win the vote over his more qualified competitors. This is All Star weekend after all, not a stupid meritocracy. Once he wins the vote his fans will be totally excited to watch him painfully outclassed in an event he clearly does not belong in, I guess. I hope you feel good about yourself.

But none of this is enough. The NBA just can't leave it alone, and now they are forcing this man into what they call "rapping." Dear God. Make it stop.